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Let me tell you about my best friend..

Me: idk how someone can say they care about you a lot and if they were here they'd wanna be with you and then completely ignore you for days

Best friend: this nigga sounds dumb as fuck

Me: he is. All he's done is fucked with my emotions and left me heartbroken

Best friend: when I move out to LA I'll fuck that nigga up for fucking with you so bad

Me: no need 😳

Best friend: nahh fuck that, I'm tired of these niggas thinking they can treat you like shit and act like everything is all good they gon learn today

Me: ... Well then

Only through attachment does suffering persist.

"Letting go is the lesson. Letting go is always the lesson. Have you ever noticed how much of our agony is all tied up with craving and loss?"

- Susan Gordon Lydon (via thecalminside)

(via py-ramidal)

(via -snob)

shortchangedhero:

stridering:

this is the most painful thing i’ve ever seen on a game show

Sheeeeesh dude

haleyscomett-art:

I FOUND IT

NO ONE BELIEVED ME WHEN I SAID I HEARD AN ICE CREAM TRUCK DROPIN BEATS DOWN THE STREET

NOW I HAVE A VID TO PROVE IT OMG I’M SO HAPPY I DIDN’T IMAGINE IT YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY THIS MAKES ME

(via woyo)

tastefullyoffensive:

Animals Stealing Food [x]

Previously: Animals vs. Kids, Cats Giving High Fives

stillnotdavid:

brutallyhonestlife:

Important lesson: You cannot lead effectively if you do not share the same burden as your followers.

Deep.

(via chillwalker)

twerkingmajestically:

“we’re gonna party like it’s 1999!” sings the thirteen year old girl.

suddenly, she finds herself turning into a fetus.

she is trapped inside her mother’s womb.

the party has begun.

(via willstripforvodka)